> Units are degrees Fahrenheit.
>
> 40 degrees - Californians shiver uncontrollably.
> People in Scotland sunbathe.
>
> 35 degrees - Italian cars won't start.
> People in Scotland drive with the windows down.
>
> 20 degrees - Floridians wear coats, gloves, and wool hats. People in
> Scotland throw on a T-shirt.
>
> 15 degrees - Californians begin to evacuate the state.
> People in Scotland go swimming in the sea.
>
> 0 degrees - New York landlords turn the heat on.
> People in Scotland have a last barby before it gets cold.
>
> -10 degrees - People in Miami are extinct.
> People in Scotland lick flagpoles.
>
> -20 degrees - Californians all now live in Mexico.
> People in Scotland throw on a light jacket.
>
> -80 degrees - Polar bears begin to evacuate the Artic. Scottish Boy
> Scouts postpone winter survival exercise until it gets cold enough.
>
> -100 degrees - Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
> People in Scotland wear a vest and pull down their ear flaps
>
> -173 degrees - Ethyl alcohol freezes.
> People in Scotland are angry 'cos they can't thaw their whiskey kegs.
>
> -297 degrees - Microbial life starts to grind to a halt. Scottish cows
> complain of farmers with cold hands.
>
> -460 degrees - ALL atomic motion stops.
> People in Scotland start saying " A bit hill billy ...eh? "
>
> -500 degrees - Hell freezes over.
> Scottish people support England in the World Cup.